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Just a quick note to let you all know that I decided to consolidate all of my blogs into one place, and thus have moved them all to : http://xntrek.wordpress.com/

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[It hardly needs to be said that the tale is completely untrue. Most types of tarantula live in underground burrows while a few live in trees. However, there is no record of them building nests inside cactus plants. Furthermore, even if spider eggs were laid inside a plant, it certainly would not explode when the eggs hatched. Tarantulas are the giants of the spider world. Given their size

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For all of you who occasionally have a really bad day when you just need to take it out on someone!!! Don't take that bad day out on someone you know, take it out on someone you DON'T know!!! Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely saying, "Hello?" I politely said, "This is Patrick Hanifin and

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Sex Advice There are three guys who go to the same bar after work every night. One night two guys are sitting around when the third guy comes into the bar with the biggest shit-eating grin on his face. The other two ask him, "Why are you so happy?" "Well last night I had the best sex in my life with my wife. I hid my pistol cocked and loaded under the pillow. When I was about to cum I fired a

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Poetry or Prose The third-grade teacher was teaching English and repeated for her class: "Mary had a little lamb, whose fleece was white as snow,And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go." She explained this was an example of poetry, but could be changed to prose by changing the last line from "the lamb was sure to go" to "the lamb went with her." A few days later, she asked for an

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Banta`s Sex Life Banta is sitting in his local bar with his buddies, sharing a beer and bragging about his sex life. He says, I have great sex with my wife. She's very vocal, she can really rattle the windows, and most of it really turns me on." "I love it when she screams, 'Harder!'" "I love it when she screams, 'Faster!'" "Man, you lucky dog!" says his one buddy. "But tell the truth, isn't

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Well Hung Little Johnny, a fifth grade student has a penis so large, his parents warned him not to have anything to do with girls. They cautioned him he could easily kill someone. Through the grapevine, his teacher learns about his unusual size, keeps him after school and suggests they have sex. He refuses expressing concern he might kill her. She laughs and scoffs at the idea and says she will

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Sex Life An old man turned 95 and was being interviewed by a reporter for the local paper. During the interview the reporter noticed that the yard was full of children of all ages playing together. A very pretty girl of about 19 served the old man and the reporter, keeping them in fresh tea and running errands for them. "Are these your grandkids?" the reporter asked. "No, sir, they all be my

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Blonde Nurse One day a man walked into the doctor's office to find out the results of his annual check up. "I'm not going to beat around the bush Mr. Smith," said the doctor, "There is good news and there is bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" "Tell me the bad news first," replied the man. "Well," said the doctor, "the bad news is that you have only 48 hours to live!" The man suddenly

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Massage Service A salesman checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely. He was single so he got to thinking about some female company. So, he thought he'd get one of those girls you see advertised in phone books from one of the "escort" services. He picked a number and dialed it. A woman answered, "Hello?" "Hi, I hear you do escorts and massages and I'd like you to come to my

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Paid Sex There were three young sisters who fell on hard times. They were hungry and behind on the rent so they decided one of them would have to go out on the streets. The eldest said she was too old, the middle one said she was too plain so it came down to the youngest sister. They put her out on the street and instructed her to ask for at least 500 bucks. It was very late when she got home, "

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Small Partitions Business was good at the local whorehouse and the madam decided to partition one of larger rooms. After the work was complete the carpenter asked for payment but was put off. After several weeks he still hadn't been paid and he regularly threatened, "Pay me or I'll rip out the partition." Finally the madam offered to pay him in trade. "Take any girl in the house and have your

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Mad Dog A cowboy is strutting around a crowded swimming hole along the River, trying to get the girls' attention.. He climbs to the top of a high tree to make a fancy dive. Hitting the water, he makes a helluva splash, but when he breaks surface he realizes that he's lost his swimming shorts. He spends the next few minutes frantically trying to locate them. Giving up on the shorts, he

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Suckables One day, Little Johnny's teacher asked the class, "Children, if you know the answer, please raise your hand! Tell me things you can suck!" "Ice cream, ma'am!" Little Mary answered. "Good, Jane." teacher said, "Anyone else?" "How about a lollipop?" said Steven. "Very good, now it's your turn Johnny!" the teacher said. Little Johnny, sitting at back then answered, "A lamp!" The teacher

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Smelly Fingers A man was on a train eating a bag of fresh shrimps, ripping off the heads and shells and then throwing them out of the window. After he had gobbled a few of them down an older woman opposite him said, "Would you mind not doing that? It's disgusting to watch." "Listen, love." He replied, "It's got nothing to do with you, I've paid my fare for this journey and I'll do what I damn

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Hold my Balls A prizefighter was driving across West Texas with his wife. He said, "Honey, I've been thinking. I've always heard how tough Texans are. Here I am with a 20-0 record in the ring. I feel like I'm tough but I've never fought a Texan. It's got me to wondering." The wife said, "Oh Honey, that doesn't make any difference. You're successful at what you do. You've fought some mighty tough

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Hourly Charges A man is walking down the street, and he's really horny. So he goes to the first whore house he sees and approached a prostitute.He asked her, "How much do you charge for the hour?" "1000 bucks," she replied. "Do you do My-style?" he asked. Not knowing exactly what this was, she refused. He tried to sweeten the deal and said, "I'll pay you 2000 to do it My-style." Again she

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Cowboy Sex The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.As he is locking him up, he asks, "Why in the world are you walking around like this?"The Cowboy says, "Well it's like this Sheriff. I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head

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Special Request George and Mona were married for 40 yrs when George suddenly died. At the funeral home, Mona was asked if she had any special requests."Why yes, I have just one. Would you please cut off George's penis for me?"The funeral home had heard them all, so they did what she asked.A few days later, Gladys came over to visit, to see how Mona was getting along. Mona was in the kitchen

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Sexual Problem A guy goes to the doctor and says, "I got this sex problem, doc"."Well", says the quack, "Tell me about your average day"."Well, it all starts in the middle of the night. My wife always wakes me up about 3:00 am for a nookie and then again about 5 o'clock so we can spend a couple of hours making love before I go to work.""Oh I see", said the doc. “No, hang on", said the man,"...you

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[Text that came with eMail:]A man met a beautiful blonde lady and he decided it was love at first sight. He asked her to marry him, but she said, we don't even know anything about each other.He said that does not matter, I must have you as my wife, and we will get to know each other as we go.So, she consented, and they were married. They spent a sensuous honeymoon night at a tropical resort.The

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[Text that came with eMail:] Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called ...Beer. The drug is found in liquid form and available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties

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[Text that came with eMail:]Claim: In 1984 a newspaper announced a Daylight Saving Time contest to see who could save the most daylight. Status: True. Examples: [United Press International, 1984] The Eldorado Daily Journal asked its readers to save daylight during Daylight Savings Time, and has offered a prize for the person who saves the most. The rules are simple: "Beginning

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[Text that came with eMail:]Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have. The other car collided with mine without giving me warning of its intention. I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it. I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way. A pedestrian hit me and went under my car. <!-- D(["mb","\n\nThe guy

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[Text that came with eMail:] Dear school: Pleas exkuse John for being absent on January 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and 33. Chris have an acre in his side. Mary could not come to school because she was bother by very close veins. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face. I kape Billie home because she had to Christmas shopping because I didn't no what size she wear. John was

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[Text that came with eMail:] I am forwarding my marriage certificate and 6 children. I had seven but one died, which was baptized on a half sheet of paper. I am writing to the welfare department to say that my baby was born two years old. When do I get my money? Mrs. Jones has not had any clothes for a year and has been visited regularly by the clergy. I cannot get sick pay. I have six children

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[Text that came with eMail:]None. [Alternatives Recieved:]None. [Warning Rating:]None. [Attachment:]Retouching Powerpoint Show

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[Warning:]Sheer Stupidity evident. Guys, please do not try and re-enact. [Preamble Text that came with eMail:]Why, oh why, do men wonder why they need females in their lives? To STOP them trying these 'fun' activities? Your don't hear of many females being so stupid, which is strange, lots of those around! Married men live longer than single men, lmao ... must be the constant nagging him to stop

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[Text that came with eMail:]This is great! If only! [Alternatives Recieved:]None. [Warning Rating:]Mild Language. [Attachment:]Language Barriers?

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[Warning Rating:]None. [Text that came with eMail:]Seen in "The Sun-Herald" Newspaper on March 26, 2006 Macquarie University academic Chris Evans has been studying the way chickens communicate with each other and discovered they have a surprisingly complex range of word-like noises. While science had traditionally thought animals capable only of expressing emotions with their voices, his work

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[Warning Rating:]Language. [Text that came with eMail:] Dear Cretins, I have been an NTL customer since 9th July 2001, when I signed up for your three-in-one deal for cable TV, cable modem and telephone. During this three-month period I have encountered inadequacy of service which I had not previously considered possible, as well as ignorance and stupidity of monolithic proportions. Please

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[Warning Rating:]Mild Adult. [Text that came with eMail:]I need to confess about what happened at this party I went to the other night. I was getting pretty drunk and this guy came up to me. I think his exact words were 'You, me, sex, now', and, well, I guess I'm a sucker for that kind of sweet-talk, because the next thing I knew we were in one of the bedrooms rutting like some animal proverbial

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[Warning Rating:]Adult Content. [Text that came with eMail:] Dear Susan : I know the counsellor said we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore. The day you left, I swore I'd never talk to you again. But that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first one to make contact. In my fantasies, it was

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[Preamble:]One of the dangers of being on your friends' mailing lists is that besides all the jokes, amusements, art, etc ... we also get those "petition" eMails. Now, I'm not heartless, but jeez Loiuse! Does anyone have a clue? I mean think about this logically! If even Amnesty International has to put together petitions via pen and paper methodologies, why do you think that some public servant

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[Text that came with eMail:]None. [Alternatives Recieved:]None. [Warning Rating:]None. [Attachment:]Work

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[Text that came with eMail:]The priest was preparing a dying man for his voyage into the great beyond. Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil!" The dying man said nothing. The priest repeated his order. Still the dying man said nothing. The priest asked, "Why do you refuse to denounce the devil and his evil?" The dying man said, "

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[Warning Rating:]High Groan and (too some) disgust factor [Text that came with eMail:] There were three prostitutes living together, a mother, daughter and grandmother. One night the daughter came home looking very down. "How did you get on tonight Dear?" asked her mother. "Not too good," replied the daughter, "I only got $20 for a blow job." "Wow!" said the mother, "In my day we gave a blow job

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[Text that came with eMail:]Just Released! This years latest toy line! [Alternatives Recieved:]None. [Warning Rating:]Mild. [Attachment:] 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12

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[Text that came with eMail:]Help out a man in need! C'mon get in there! [Alternatives Recieved:]From the website: So, here's the story... I said to my girlfriend that any stupid website could get tons of hits, simply because people are bored all the time. She said that I was an idiot and couldn’t make a website that could get tons of hits if I wanted to. After a long argument (mostly centered

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[Text that came with eMail:]It's what you'd see if the guys at Microsoft designed the packaging for the iPod. [Alternatives Recieved:]This video doing the rounds is funny because it is so true. I think it speaks volumes about the difference between the two companies. [Warning Rating:]None. [Attachment:]The presentation

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[Text that came with eMail:]Another sensational idea for office equipment! Workload getting to you? Feeling stressed? Too many initiatives “cascading” down ? Here is the new low cost way to cope! Take 2 paperclips and elastic bands (Fig 1). Assemble them as shown in Fig 2 Apply the construction as visualized in Fig 3 Enjoy your day! This obligatory office equipment will help you to reach

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[Text that came with eMail:]Some Brokeback inspired Cartoons [Alternatives Recieved:]None. [Warning Rating:]Mild. [Attachment:] BBM1 BBM2 BBM3 BBM4

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[Text that came with eMail:]The most fun you'll ever have w/ George Bush [Alternatives Recieved:]Dancing George [Warning Rating:]None. [Attachment:]Tumbling George

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[Text that came with eMail:]In a word? Ouch! [Alternatives Recieved:]None. [Warning Rating:]None. Unless you're squeemish. [Attachment:]OUCH! (powerpoint)

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[Text that came with eMail:]We know what you're searching for! [Alternatives Recieved:]None. [Warning Rating:]Mild Adult - Bikini shot [Attachment:]No Privacy

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[Text that came with eMail:]Ever wonder what sewaqge workers get up to down there? [Alternatives Recieved:]None. [Warning Rating:]None. Yet, slightly disturbing [Attachment:]Sewer Swan (WMV)

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[Text that came with eMail:]Now you know why some of those internet chats are so focked up ... [Alternatives Recieved:]A focked up scene from the movie "Me and you and everyone we know"Why you should put Net Nanny on your kids computers. [Warning Rating:]Mild. [Attachment:]MSN Chat (WMV)

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[Text that came with eMail:]This is pure gold....still giggling... [Alternatives Recieved:]None. [Warning Rating:]None. [Attachment:]Granny v the Merc (WMV)

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[Text that came with eMail:]You've got to listen to this! (It's pretty loud, so if you're at work I suggest headphones.) It's a phone call from a man in Texas who witnessed a car accident involving 4 elderly women. It was so popular when they played it on CHUM FM that they had to put it on their site.Enjoy! [Alternatives Recieved:]None. [Warning Rating:]Mild language. [Attachment:]Listen here

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[Text that came with eMail:]Sometimes, it's worth taking a second or two to think about what you're asking for ... [Alternatives Recieved:]The analogy for this situation did not pan out as expected. [Warning Rating:]Mild Adult themes [Attachment:]Ketchup Effect (WMV)

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[Text that came with eMail:]And for those of you not familiar with pommy slang...CHAV is a delightful acronym describing these lovelies....Council Housing Adult Vermin [Alternatives Recieved:]They're chavs, they're cute and ... well ... what more can you ask for??!!!?? [Warning Rating:]Mild Adult themes. [Attachment:]Bristol Babes 2006 Calander (ppt)

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[Text that came with eMail:]Possibly the filthiest joke ever. [Alternatives Recieved:]None. [Explanation required:] "The Aristocrats" is apparently long-lived comedians' in-joke. Actually, it's a rather an extraordinarily filthy joke that's not really a joke, but is. But isn't. Now it's a movie (by the same name) featuring over 100 comedians telling their own versions of the joke that's been

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[Text that came with eMail:]Truly Motivational! [Alternatives Recieved:]None. [Warning Rating:]Adult: Language and Nudity [Attachment:] 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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[Text that came with eMail:]Prepared to be afraid and concerned ;> [Alternatives Recieved:]Eurgh! Can you tell if the bum is a girls or a buys? It's harder than you think! [Warning Rating:]Mild Adult - Naked Bottoms [Attachment:]The Bum Test (Excel Sheet)

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[Text that came with eMail:]WARNING! Genius at Work! [Alternatives Recieved:]None. [Warning Rating:]Do not try this ... well, anywhere. [Attachment:]Fishing with Bill Dance (WMV)

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[Text that came with eMail:]Do you know your Geeks from your creeps? [Alternatives Recieved:]None. [Warning Rating:]None. [Attachment:]Take the Quiz

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[Text that came with eMail:]The top reasons why men buy boats [Alternatives Recieved:]None. [Warning Rating:]Adult - Mild Female Nudity (T'n'A) [Attachment:] 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14

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[Text that came with eMail:]Still looks good for 40+ yrs old [Alternatives Recieved:]Rachel Hunter's Playboy shoot hot off the press [Warning Rating:]Adult : Female Nudity [Attachment:] 1 2 3 4 5

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[Text that came with eMail:]These aren't at Vic Market ... yet. [Alternatives Recieved:]This is why dad's aren't allowed to by their kid's clothing [Warning Rating:]Mild Language. Pictures of blubbering infants. [Attachment:] 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

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[Text that came with eMail:]Is this how ads would look if the agencies were honest with us? [Alternatives Recieved:]none. [Warning Rating:]None. [Attachment:] 1 2 3 4 5 6

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[Text that came with eMail:]longitudinal cohort study of the displacement of teaspoons in an Australian research institute [Alternatives Recieved:]None. [Warning Rating:]None. Unless you object to a waste of research funds. [Attachment:]Spoon Research PDF

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[Text that came with eMail:]survival game. [Alternatives Recieved:]How would you deal with different danger scenarios? [Warning Rating:]None. [Attachment:]Extreme Survival Quiz

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[Text that came with eMail:]Yummy Veronica! [Alternatives Received:]None. [Warning Rating:]ADULT : Explicit Female Nudity [Attachment:]Yummy Veronica [Powerpoint]

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[Text that came with eMail:]Some Random US Event with Naked chicks [Alternatives received:]None. [Warning Rating:]ADULT : explicit Female Nudity [Attachment:]Strip Party [Powerpoint]

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[Text that came with eMail:]Fork Art! [Alternatives Recieved:]Check out these forked sculptures! [Warning Rating:]N/A [Attachment:] 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

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[Text that came with eMail:]One Saturday before his sermon, the Rabbi explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave. Sol Epstein, who owns several car dealerships in the City stands up and proclaims, "If the Rabbi stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year and his wife with a Honda

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[Text that came with eMail:]How is the end of the world likely to occur? Here's a quick tutorial ... [Alternatives Recieved:]None. [Warning Rating:]Mild language. [Attachment:]End of the World

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[Text that came with eMail:]Check out this trailer made by a Brit TV station to advertise thew new season of the simpsons! [Alternatives Recieved:]What would the simpsons look like if they were like us? Like this!Someone went through a lot of trouble to very accurately depict the Simpsons intro with real life actors.EXTREMEMLY COOL! RL Simpsons Intro! [Warning Rating:]N/A [Attachment:]Real

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[Text that came with eMail:]More brokeback related vids [Alternatives Recieved:]None. [Warning Rating:]N/A [Attachment:] The Empire Brokeback Brokeback Trek Point BreakBack Romance of the Jedi Brokeback Goodfellas Brokeback Hour brokeback penguin Brokebeak Mountain

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[Text that came with eMail:]Wow, they've really captured the essence of the movie ... in 30 seconds ... with bunnies! [Alternatives Recieved:]None. [Warning Rating:]Timewasting warning : you can spend the rest of the morning on this! [Attachment:]BrokeBack MountainMore Bunny Vids!

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[Text that came with eMail:]If only all music videos were like this! [Alternatives received:]If this is interpretive dance, then I'm a fan!absolutely brilliant!Taken at some comedy festival - absolutely brilliant! [Warning Rating:]N/A [Attachment:]Torn Music Video (WMV)

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[Text that came with eMail:]Bah bah black sheep like you never heard it before ... [Alternatives Recieved:]this is absolutely brilliant - it really is!!! [Warning Rating:]N/A [Attachment:]Bah Bah Black Sheep Renditions MP3

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[Warning Rating:]Racial Stereotyping. [Text that came with eMail:] Mujibar was trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job." Mujibar said, "I am ready." The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green." Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister

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[Text that came with eMail:]Three parrots down a chute ... [Alternatives Recieved:]None. [Warning Rating:]Extremely high groan factor [Attachment:] The animated GIF joke

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[Text that came with eMail:]A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying: "Godbless Mummy, Godbless Daddy, Godbless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa." Her father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?" The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do." The next day grandpa died. The father

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[Text that came with eMail:]It seems that the American Education system is failing them miserably! Besides their abhorent sense of geography, they apparently can't even name their own freedoms granted by their nation's founders! For thosw non-yanks among the readers, the five freedoms listed in the first amendment include:Freedom of religionFreedom of Speechfreedom of the pressfreedom of

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[Text that came with eMail:] 23 Feb 06 Pilots Hone Their Skills For Upcoming Airshow Season. Photography by Frans Dely/Aviationdimension.com. Early morning anglers are treated to the spectacle of four T6 Harvard Aircraft from The Flying Lions Aerobatic Team waterskiing across the Klipdrift Dam near Johannesburg South Africa. Lead by Scully Levin, with wingman Arnie Meneghelli, Stewart

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[Text that came with eMail:]None [Alternatives Recieved:]None [Warning Rating:]Religous slander. [Attachment:]I've got it now

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[Text that came with eMail:] Boys would read more Kids would get more rest. Work would get done more efficiently. Potty training? Who needs it? Kids would be more able to express their emotions! Bath time would be more fun! But never let dad go to a T-Shirt making store [1 2 3 4] If you don't pass this along to at least 5 friends, a little dog will come out and pee on your keyboard. [

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Not so much funny as a sad indication of the depravity of the human condition. Warning : Really not pretty! Extract from the Yorkshire Evening Post: A drunk who claimed he had been raped by a dog was yesterday jailed for 12 months by a judge. Martin Hoyle, 45, was arrested by police after a passing motorist and his girlfriend found a Staffordshire bull terrier, called Badger, having

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[Text that came with eMail:]There's a website that provides all the latest news on the moron-in-cheif [Alternatives Recieved:]Bush's next screwup is just hours away - watch them all on Buck Fush! [Warning Rating:]Some language warnings - other than that, it's all very anti Bush. [Attachment:]The Site

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Okay, this tickled me silly. If you're like me (god help you!) the images from the annual Brazillian Carnivale has always made you think that it may be nice to go there one day and enjoy the music, the festival, the food ... but now I have a new reason to go! On Friday, I read that Brazil's Roman Catholic Church urged revelers to abstain from too much alcohol, violence and ... free and reckless

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[Text that came with eMail:]Paid for your iPod, and now you're thinking you need something to jazz it up further? Try one of these out! [Alternatives Recieved:]None. [Warning Rating:]N/A [Attachment:] Top 10 Strangest iPod Accessories at Tech Blog

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Okay, technically, this wasn't a recieved post ... but, I probably would have spammed you all if I was still doing that ... so it counts! [The would-have been Attachments:] The original badger song, the evil version and the Euro2004 Footy Season Special Edition Kenya! They've got lions! (and a free snorkel with ervery visit!) and don't miss some fans' live version!The Poo & Wee Song (Join along

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[Text that came with eMail:]The camel-toe song! [Alternatives Recieved:]none. [Warning Rating:]Strong Adult themes. [Attachment:]The Music Video (WMV)

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[Text that came with eMail:]The differences between Males and Females further revealed:Shoppingman will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.GENERAL POV TRUTHSA woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.A

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[Text that came with eMail:] ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

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[Text that came with eMail:]Amusing. [Alternatives Recieved:]None. [Warning Rating:]N/A [Attachment:] 1 2 3 4

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[Text that came with eMail:][sniff] ..... the greatest man shed in the whole wide world ...... [sniff] ....... [Alternatives Recieved:]None. [Warning Rating:]If the wife sees this - you'll never be allowed out again. [Attachment:]The ultimate shed (WMV)

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[Text that came with eMail:]Thisis how it is [Alternatives Recieved:]None. [Warning Rating:]Corporate Lawyers may be monitoring your transmissions. Otherwise, None. [Attachment:]Corporate Gibberish Generator

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[Text that came with eMail:]A message from HR: Sexual harassment in the workplace [Alternatives Recieved:]harrassment in the workplace... from the people at NBC [Warning Rating:]Deals with Sexual Harrasment [Attachment:]Harrasment WMV

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IN GENERAL Never take an open stubby to a job interview. Always identify people in your paddocks before shooting at them. It's tacky to take an esky to church. If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets. Even if you're certain you're included in the will, it's rude to take your ute and trailer to the funeral. DINING OUT When decanting wine from the box, tilt the paper cup

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[Text that came with eMail:]This is great, finally a maintenance company that has used the truth we all know to name themselves ... [Alternatives Recieved:]None. [Warning Rating:]None. [Attachment:]Maintained by ... Why is this funny? Obviously you don't know the Acronym? It stands for "Waste Of F***king Time And Money"

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[Text that came with eMail:]The original Video was hot ... the takeoff is just wrong ... but bloody funny! [Alternatives Recieved:]None. [Warning Rating:]Partial Nudity. Nothing you haven't seen on TV. [Attachment:]The Original "Call On Me" Music Video (WMV) The Take-off "Call On Me" Music Video (WMV)

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